Valentine Day Card - Comic Strip

Just getting a card made for Valentines day that is full of inside jokes, figured this is more fun than buying some material thing...

25 year old girl who loves creative gifts...strong willed girl, very independent minded, but a sucker for sweet thoughtful gifts.

Couldn't fit the entire brief in this box, so I've attached it here. Basically it's a 7 scene comic strip, I'm looking for it to look "cute" - even a bit childish is fine.

Each scene has significance between the two of us and within each scene I've hidden little inside jokes (2 in each one) that I describe out.

I'm basically thinking each scene is in a box and it plays out like a comic strip.
Some of them also have text coming from the character.

The main characters are of course, myself and the girl - but there are some people in there as well.

Please see the attached further description, obviously I need something SOON in order to get it ready by Valentines Day!