Author needs Wordpress Theme for Home Page

I POSTED one $250 contest, in 2 categories, this is not a $500 contest. MY MISTAKE. First timer at this. I only Need ONE WORDPRESS THEME, not two different contests. SO... My name is Devin Hansen. I'm the author of two novels, with a small following of beer-swilling, sex-crazed fans. I just launched my site www.inhumanimal.com to have a permanent place for readers to visit. They need a grungy site to make them feel at home.

Inhumanimal.com Author Devin Hansen

Tagline: Part truth. Part fiction. Its hard differentiating dreams from drunkeness. Desired Color Scheme: Grey, tan, black, blue, red, green, whatever. Desired Style: Grungy, retro, drunk, tavern-esque. Accepted File Formats: wordpress theme I POSTED one $250 contest, in 2 categories, this is not a $500 contest. MY MISTAKE. First timer at this. I only Need ONE WORDPRESS THEME, not two different contests. SO...GRAND PRIZE IS ONLY $250! NOTE: Grand prize is only $250!!!! THanks. :) My name is Devin Hansen. I'm the author of two novels, with a small following of beer-swilling, sex-crazed fans. I just launched my site www.inhumanimal.com to have a permanent place for readers to visit. They need a grungy site to make them feel at home. I need a Wordpress Theme for my blog. I like the layout I have now, in terms of functionality. Plenty of space for adding pages, Recent posts at the top, widget ready. I need to have the translation widget on their, as well as my Beer/paypal widget. I will be adding lots of pages for SEO reasons as time goes on, so be sure there is plenty of room for up to 25 page links. I really liked some of the designs for the Grindhouse contest here. But, I'm looking for like a three-color site. Dirty. Silhouettes of drinkers hunched over a bar, or stains on the corners. Something that makes a person feel dirty. Like they're ready to go home with the first c-nt that talks to them. Something that looks like the floor of a Filipino brothel at dawn. Again, it should be a wordpress theme widget-ready. You can email me with more questions. Read one or two of my blogs and you'll see my style. Also, check out my myspace page if you want. I'm a drinker. A family man. I have my dog's skull on my computer for inspiration. I write about death, drinking and dissent. For style, I prefer black type on grey, or white type on black. Basically, anything that is very very very easy on the eyes and easy to read. I liked this one: http://www.sitepoint.com/marketplace/contestentrant/1875/181461#entry109944 But, I don't want it like that. This is just to give you a vague idea. I want something completely and utterly unique. Check out my current sites... www.myspace.com/inhumanimal www.inhumanimal.com Cheers, devin hansen This contest was originally listed in multiple categories: - Web Page Design (Coded) - Other Design Tasks

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